gerard: i tried well i tried well i tried cause i tried but i lied well ieieiieiii I tried well i tried well i tried welllll
me:
(via soft-core-meme-midget)
broooo i was kidding when i asked you to move to a rural italian village with me and start a new life lmao. deadass bro. unless…
(via gnarrw0lves)
(via samurotts)
i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!
other ppl on tumblr: have cliques groupchats @ each other all the time
me: lonely hermit talks to myself reblogs memes
(via thebootydiaries)
One of the original captions for this was “this was filmed in a dream” and I know of few other things so succinctly summed up in a sentence.
(via hotpieceofcandy)
Once you stop trying to entertain this imaginary audience and start living for yourself things should get a bit better
(via crowholtz)
early 2000′s self-care
me cleaning my hole
How do I remove my prostate like that?
prolapse
Im about to block every single person on this website
(via humorrelated)
